Emotionally Constipated T‑Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee

Soft, casual, and a little bit cheeky — this lightweight tee wears like a quiet shrug after a long week. The distressed bold lettering reads like a private joke, settling into the everyday: errands, coffee dates, lazy afternoons on the couch. It sits relaxed at the shoulders and breathes easy, so it layers under a jacket or stands alone with jeans. The muted print and vintage-faded look give it personality without shouting. Wear it when you want comfort that gets your mood — wry, honest, and low-effort cool.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- Prints use DTF/DTG methods for crisp, durable graphics (sleeves and neck labels via DTF)

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors